Magic Tricks Revealed May Make Me Rich
The other day I was watching TV and I saw the most incredible infomercial. It was for this machine that made beef jerky out of almost anything. Chicken, beef, pork, old pizza, shoes, you name it, and this machine could make beef jerky out of it. But when I got it, it was filled with DVDs called “magic tricks revealed.” I was about to call and complain, when I decided to watch one of the DVDs. Maybe I could sell the on eBay or something. The DVDs illustrated how to take any handful of dirt, and turn it into gold dust. I kid you not. This was the best beef jerky machine ordering mistake I’ve ever made.
